Dear Columbus Bikers,

Dear Columbus Bikers;

Thanks for smacking my hood. I'm sorry I almost hit you.

In my defense, I didn't see you. This is probably because:
a) you were riding on the wrong side of a two way street, into oncoming traffic
b) you were riding at night without any sort of lights
c) it was rainy and dark

But seriously.

The bike / car conflict has enough trouble as it is; being an idiot about where / when / how you ride and intentionally having an aggressive attitude towards law abiding traffic is counterproductive. Smacking hoods because you're riding on the wrong side of a two way street is ignorant and immature.

I don't wish harm upon you, but I can't say that you're not in need of a wake up call in whatever form it may come....

In all sincerity, have a safe ride home.

Brian Eno

Since it got a bit of traffic on my f'book page, here goes.

Brain Eno:
The grandfather of Ambient music,
Musical Collaborator with the T.Heads (and David Byrne)
Co-mastermind of Oblique Strategies,
And recently, a creative collaborator with Will Wright (the mastermind of Sim City, the Sims, and every other game)...

Also made this for us about 15 years ago...

The Windows 95 Startup Sound